What is Pseudo-boner?
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An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
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An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
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