Pseudointellectual

What is Pseudointellectual?


1.

A bunch of academic quacks who have substantial abilities in faking their exaggerated reasoning abilities, and resent doing "real work" because they consider it "beneath them".

1. They question, or do not believe in the existence of God, because being an atheist makes them feel rebellious, distinctive, and "smart".

2. They sponge up much needed financial aid that would have been better invested in technical fields like engineering or medical research.

3. They are no valuable use to society. Their theory about the "Ambitions of Man" will not stop the emerging SuperAIDS epidemic from wiping out those who can't afford the state-of-the-art prescriptions. Same goes for SARS and the bird flu.

4. They congregate at StarBucks because without a adequate shot of caffeine, which is what their blood is mostly composed of, their heart rate would slow down and they will literally "freeze" to death.

Pseudointellectuals believe in God and his Son's birth only during the Christmas season, so they can upgrade their cell phone plans and state their own independence from "mainstream" society by buying overpriced shirts from the Abercrombiecaptioned "Fuck Bush".

See abercrombie, valley girl, surfer, oc, intellectual, pseudo intellectual, starbucks, coffee

2.

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

See Ryan

3.

A person who is controversial for the sake of being controversial. One who engaged in "mental masturbation."

Tim Leary and Carl Sagan are pseudointellectuals. They have no merrit within science.

See bullshitter, mental masturbation, controversial, pothead, snob

4.

A pseudointellectual is someone who spews great amounts of garbage, interlaces it with huge words, and then expects to be accepted by the generally weak-minded sheep as a true intellectual. they are to be pitied and shown no leniency whenever you tromp on them with an actual argument. script kiddies are often pseudointellectuals.

A weak minded person who tries to convince others that he is intelligent, by writing or talking nonsense using complicated terms and expressions is called pseudointellectual.

See nonsense, dumb, stupid, ignorant, bullshit

5.

One who imposes a smart remark yet truly it makes little to no sense - nonsense. Usually happens when people come up with real bad comebacks that either make no sense or are thoughtless - empty words.

Your pseudointellectual comments sicken me.

See nonsense, dumb, stupid, ignorant, weak

6.

(noun)

Being a person marked by having

1. The ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations

2. The skilled use of reason

3. The ability to apply knowledge to manipulate one's environment or to think abstractly as measured by objective criteria

apparently rather than actually as stated.

A person who pretends to be intelligent but isn't is a pseudointellectual

1.

A bunch of academic quacks who have substantial abilities in faking their exaggerated reasoning abilities, and resent doing "real work" because they consider it "beneath them".

1. They question, or do not believe in the existence of God, because being an atheist makes them feel rebellious, distinctive, and "smart".

2. They sponge up much needed financial aid that would have been better invested in technical fields like engineering or medical research.

3. They are no valuable use to society. Their theory about the "Ambitions of Man" will not stop the emerging SuperAIDS epidemic from wiping out those who can't afford the state-of-the-art prescriptions. Same goes for SARS and the bird flu.

4. They congregate at StarBucks because without a adequate shot of caffeine, which is what their blood is mostly composed of, their heart rate would slow down and they will literally "freeze" to death.

Pseudointellectuals believe in God and his Son's birth only during the Christmas season, so they can upgrade their cell phone plans and state their own independence from "mainstream" society by buying overpriced shirts from the Abercrombiecaptioned "Fuck Bush".

See abercrombie, valley girl, surfer, oc, intellectual, pseudo intellectual, starbucks, coffee

2.

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

See Ryan

3.

A person who is controversial for the sake of being controversial. One who engaged in "mental masturbation."

Tim Leary and Carl Sagan are pseudointellectuals. They have no merrit within science.

See bullshitter, mental masturbation, controversial, pothead, snob

4.

A pseudointellectual is someone who spews great amounts of garbage, interlaces it with huge words, and then expects to be accepted by the generally weak-minded sheep as a true intellectual. they are to be pitied and shown no leniency whenever you tromp on them with an actual argument. script kiddies are often pseudointellectuals.

A weak minded person who tries to convince others that he is intelligent, by writing or talking nonsense using complicated terms and expressions is called pseudointellectual.

See nonsense, dumb, stupid, ignorant, bullshit

5.

One who imposes a smart remark yet truly it makes little to no sense - nonsense. Usually happens when people come up with real bad comebacks that either make no sense or are thoughtless - empty words.

Your pseudointellectual comments sicken me.

See nonsense, dumb, stupid, ignorant, weak

6.

(noun)

Being a person marked by having

1. The ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations

2. The skilled use of reason

3. The ability to apply knowledge to manipulate one's environment or to think abstractly as measured by objective criteria

apparently rather than actually as stated.

A person who pretends to be intelligent but isn't is a pseudointellectual


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