Pseudometrosexual

What is Pseudometrosexual?

A male who displays himself like a metrosexual to the public. But in the comfort of his privacy acts like a completely straight guy.

He has the best looking Armani Suit on, but is that white tennis socks i see on him? That dude is definately a pseudometrosexual.

A male who displays himself like a metrosexual to the public. But in the comfort of his privacy acts like a completely straight guy.

He has the best looking Armani Suit on, but is that white tennis socks i see on him? That dude is definately a pseudometrosexual.

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