What is Pseudo-non-gay Boyfriend/girlfriend?


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(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:

A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls

B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications

C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"

D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive

E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options

F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!

2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

See pseudo girlfriend

1.

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:

A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls

B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications

C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"

D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive

E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options

F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!

2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

See pseudo girlfriend


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