What is Psychiatrist?
1.
A dandified drug dealer.
"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn
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2.
(noun). A psychiatrist is a medical doctor (MD or DO, NOT a
A psychiatrist can practice in a hospital with very sick patients, or in an outpatient setting, such as a private practice or clinic.
I didn't believe the psychiatrist at first when he said that the electroconvulsive therapy would relieve grandma's long-standing depression. But I must say, we're extremely happy to have her back to her old self.
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3.
drug pusher with a PhD
just say "no" to the drug pushers
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4.
The stake of the fire.
With the fall of the poppy came psychiatry, and because death needs a hand, so came the psychiatrist.
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5.
A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.
After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.
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6.
The man ..you see. when you forget that his logic is non-sense.
compare with psyiatchrist
so, as a psychiatrist, you're saying that when I'm behaving normally my logic depends on a delicate balance of chemicals in the brain?
So when someone's balance of chemicals is unbalanced then you give them something that alters that balance.
So that means that when you take someone in for obervation for 30 days (UK) and imediately give them medication (which by definition alters the delicate balance of chemicals) before observing them for evidence of a mental health disorder, you are in fact condemning them without trial?
And without right to appeal, to a life of torture and humiliation,and of emasculation; a sentence for life.
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7.
A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.
Psychiatry should not be confused with
Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:
Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning
Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime
THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
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1.
A dandified drug dealer.
"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn
See
2.
(noun). A psychiatrist is a medical doctor (MD or DO, NOT a
A psychiatrist can practice in a hospital with very sick patients, or in an outpatient setting, such as a private practice or clinic.
I didn't believe the psychiatrist at first when he said that the electroconvulsive therapy would relieve grandma's long-standing depression. But I must say, we're extremely happy to have her back to her old self.
See
3.
drug pusher with a PhD
just say "no" to the drug pushers
See
4.
The stake of the fire.
With the fall of the poppy came psychiatry, and because death needs a hand, so came the psychiatrist.
See
5.
A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.
After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.
See
6.
The man ..you see. when you forget that his logic is non-sense.
compare with psyiatchrist
so, as a psychiatrist, you're saying that when I'm behaving normally my logic depends on a delicate balance of chemicals in the brain?
So when someone's balance of chemicals is unbalanced then you give them something that alters that balance.
So that means that when you take someone in for obervation for 30 days (UK) and imediately give them medication (which by definition alters the delicate balance of chemicals) before observing them for evidence of a mental health disorder, you are in fact condemning them without trial?
And without right to appeal, to a life of torture and humiliation,and of emasculation; a sentence for life.
See
7.
A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.
Psychiatry should not be confused with
Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:
Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning
Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime
THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
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