What is Psychologist?
1.
A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
Dr. Sigmund Freud
2.
A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.
Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.
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3.
1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.
I was driving when I saw a psychologist.
4.
Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.
the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood
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1.
A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
Dr. Sigmund Freud
2.
A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.
Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.
See
3.
1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.
I was driving when I saw a psychologist.
4.
Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.
the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood
See