Psychologist

What is Psychologist?


1.

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Dr. Sigmund Freud

2.

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.

See psychologist, doctor, mental, health, great

3.

1. Friend-for-pay.

2. A pathological liar.

3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

4.

Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.

the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood

See bullshit, shit, lies, childhood, problems

1.

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Dr. Sigmund Freud

2.

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.

See psychologist, doctor, mental, health, great

3.

1. Friend-for-pay.

2. A pathological liar.

3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

4.

Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.

the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood

See bullshit, shit, lies, childhood, problems


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