What is P00t?
1.
The opposite of w00t. An exclamation of dismay.
I've got a broken toe. P00t..
2.
To fart and/or dung while online. An online fart or poo.
I smell p00t...cyber p00t.
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3.
An indescriminate way of answering anything, it will also work for retorical questions.
Q: How many roads must a man walk down before he is a man.
A: p00t!