What is P.t.a.?
1.
Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.
Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!
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Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.
Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.
Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use
You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
Her: "OK"
You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
Her: "What?"
"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"
"Dude we won! P.T.A!"
"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"
"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"
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n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies..
