What is P.t.a.?
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Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.
Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!
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Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.
Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.
Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use
You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
Her: "OK"
You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
Her: "What?"
"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"
"Dude we won! P.T.A!"
"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"
"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"
Random Words:
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Act of posing nude for your grandma
Dude Juxtaposing sucks and then she touched me...
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A transvestite that is rather attractive
"omgg did yu see that new gay bar?"
"yeah, there was a proper transjesstite in..
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A daddy long-legger
Oh look dad! It's a kookoomungus!!!
See spider, bug, insect, arachnid, creepy..
