P.t.a.

What is P.t.a.?


1.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

2.

Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.

Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.

Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use fuckingto express feelings better)

You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"

Her: "OK"

You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."

Her: "What?"

"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"

"Dude we won! P.T.A!"

"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"

"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"


76

Random Words:

1. n. derived from "Crippie" Southern and Central Florida term from hydroponic or otherwise good quality marijauna. Crippie - Cri..
1. when some one is either talking some bullshit, or talking out their ass, or acting like a douche bag. completely replaces the term &apos..
1. An extremely unattractive female of the human species. A variety of Swamp Donkey, only uglier and normally bulkier. Tha munter you pull..