P.t.e.d.

What is P.t.e.d.?


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Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.

The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.

See turtle head, terd, p.t.e.d., depends, ibs


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