Ptext

What is Ptext?

Texting whilst having a poo. A way of saving precious minutes in your day to get the important things done.

Whilst on the toilet, i sent a ptext to aj to sort out the evenings plans

See poo, shit, text, texting, toilet, time

Texting whilst having a poo. A way of saving precious minutes in your day to get the important things done.

Whilst on the toilet, i sent a ptext to aj to sort out the evenings plans

See poo, shit, text, texting, toilet, time

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Rotflmaolidgas

1. rolling on the floor laughing my ass of like i don't give a shit. (in im) me: hey, guess what. i got a 49 on math test. stupid a..

Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

1. The popular arch nemesis from a 1930s cartoon starring Sir Strong Bad. You Buffoon! Stop. See sux0r..

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