Ptext

What is Ptext?

Texting whilst having a poo. A way of saving precious minutes in your day to get the important things done.

Whilst on the toilet, i sent a ptext to aj to sort out the evenings plans

See poo, shit, text, texting, toilet, time

Texting whilst having a poo. A way of saving precious minutes in your day to get the important things done.

Whilst on the toilet, i sent a ptext to aj to sort out the evenings plans

See poo, shit, text, texting, toilet, time

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