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a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin
The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suke..
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When you're mumbling to yourself and nobody's listening... and nobody cares... you've just pulled a phil crawford
phil c..
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When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and..