Ptp

What is Ptp?


1.

Part Time Paul. A person with poor work ethics and poor technical skills.

PTP didn't come in until 11:00 AM, went to luch at 12 on the dot, surfed Ebay for an hour and was gone by 4:00 PM.

See ptp

2.

Acronym for pretty tight pussy.

Last night, I banged Megan, and guess what the best part was? she had a ptp.

See pretty, tight, pussy, sex, clit, sprinter

3.

acronym: Pound That Pussy

A derogetory term used to say "have sex".

Bob: That girl is hot!

Jeff: PTP!

Bob: Dick game!

See rough sex, sex, violent, brutal, game

4.

Prime Time Performer Biatch

Paul Peirce is the ultimate Ptp'er

5.

PTP - Post Travel Paraylis

The illness one endures after arriving home from an extended period of overseas travel. The victim can't be bothered getting out of bed or off the couch as he/she hates that it is all over and they are back to real life. The victim is now broke and living with his/her parents. The victim also can't be bothered getting a new job or starting study again as all he/she wants is to be back overseas and away from their crappy home town.

Can also be described as PTD - Post Travel Depression.

I can't be fucked going out. I got PTP!

See travel, depression, holiday, gap year, couch potato, paralysis, illness, world tour

6.

Pre-Teen Passion....overwhelming feeling when you are near an attractive pre-teen..but you cant tell anyone because it is bad

Man....I got the PTP bad earlier today when I was walking in the mall.

See teen, passionate, attraction, female, obama

7.

Poke The Pooch - screwing off at work: FTD-Fuck The Dog. STP-Screw The Pooch. PMP-Pound My Pud. WTW-Wank The Weenie. TTT-Tickle The Twat. There is no end to this kinda crap, ya know....

Really, you need an example for this? "I didn't do anything but PTP today at work."

See ftd, stp, stm, pmp

1.

Part Time Paul. A person with poor work ethics and poor technical skills.

PTP didn't come in until 11:00 AM, went to luch at 12 on the dot, surfed Ebay for an hour and was gone by 4:00 PM.

See ptp

2.

Acronym for pretty tight pussy.

Last night, I banged Megan, and guess what the best part was? she had a ptp.

See pretty, tight, pussy, sex, clit, sprinter

3.

acronym: Pound That Pussy

A derogetory term used to say "have sex".

Bob: That girl is hot!

Jeff: PTP!

Bob: Dick game!

See rough sex, sex, violent, brutal, game

4.

Prime Time Performer Biatch

Paul Peirce is the ultimate Ptp'er

5.

PTP - Post Travel Paraylis

The illness one endures after arriving home from an extended period of overseas travel. The victim can't be bothered getting out of bed or off the couch as he/she hates that it is all over and they are back to real life. The victim is now broke and living with his/her parents. The victim also can't be bothered getting a new job or starting study again as all he/she wants is to be back overseas and away from their crappy home town.

Can also be described as PTD - Post Travel Depression.

I can't be fucked going out. I got PTP!

See travel, depression, holiday, gap year, couch potato, paralysis, illness, world tour

6.

Pre-Teen Passion....overwhelming feeling when you are near an attractive pre-teen..but you cant tell anyone because it is bad

Man....I got the PTP bad earlier today when I was walking in the mall.

See teen, passionate, attraction, female, obama

7.

Poke The Pooch - screwing off at work: FTD-Fuck The Dog. STP-Screw The Pooch. PMP-Pound My Pud. WTW-Wank The Weenie. TTT-Tickle The Twat. There is no end to this kinda crap, ya know....

Really, you need an example for this? "I didn't do anything but PTP today at work."

See ftd, stp, stm, pmp


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