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Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
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A person who would sleep with a fat assto get an update on a story they are reading. Most commonly found update whoring about shitty pie..
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A shot of Jagermeister dropped into a full glass of beer, drank all in one swallow.
Jager shot + glass of 211 = gnarly jager bomb
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