Ptp'er Edit Meaning

1. The fucking sweetest shit for banging your girlfriend ever. Instead of shitty painful condoms that tear and cause you to have lots of ba..

1. An unfortunate event in which youre forced to perform a tuck (see definition) when with a hott chick, and the shaft of your dick rubs ag..

1. While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly. Ma..