Pub Pets

What is Pub Pets?


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Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.

Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.

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1.

Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.

Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.

See pub, pet


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