Pubic Measles

What is Pubic Measles?


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Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble

Cause:

Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)

Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas

Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals

Symptoms include:

Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus

Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst

Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles

Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

See pubic, chronic, willy, genitals, bilf, motorcycle

1.

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble

Cause:

Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)

Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas

Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals

Symptoms include:

Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus

Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst

Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles

Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

See pubic, chronic, willy, genitals, bilf, motorcycle


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