Public Privacy

What is Public Privacy?


1.

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.

1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"

See public, privacy, cell phone, blue tooth, internet

2.

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.

1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she wants lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! I'm not decent! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"

See public, privacy, cell phone, blue tooth, internet

1.

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.

1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"

See public, privacy, cell phone, blue tooth, internet

2.

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.

1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she wants lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! I'm not decent! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"

See public, privacy, cell phone, blue tooth, internet


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