Public Radio

What is Public Radio?


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Let me put it this way-

Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.

Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.

That's public radio.

*SKRRIRIIICICHH*

Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm

*SKRRIRICHH*.

Today we're talking about a book

*skrriitichhh*

Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts

*ssskkkkittiririihc*

HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-

*skrriiiitichhh*

So what compelled you to write about Diners?

1.

Let me put it this way-

Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.

Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.

That's public radio.

*SKRRIRIIICICHH*

Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm

*SKRRIRICHH*.

Today we're talking about a book

*skrriitichhh*

Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts

*ssskkkkittiririihc*

HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-

*skrriiiitichhh*

So what compelled you to write about Diners?


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