What is Puce?
1.
a reddish brown color; ask a person what color they think "puce" is and it becomes a test: only classy females and classy feminine males get it right.
Kara: "what color is puce?"
Bob: "uh, pink?"
Kara: "yea, you're straight."
2.
A lady fart that travels to the front.
"Eww, your puce stinks."
"Sick, I just puced and it felt gross."
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3.
Something that is bad or shitty.
Erin: Man, I tried to take a huge shit but it wasn't ready
Sandra: Dude, that's so puce.
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4.
the color of vomit, often used as an option for the category of "wedding dress color" in the game of M-A-S-H
Sally: What color will Marcia's prom dress be?
Beth: Well, I can't stand that girl. I hope it's puce.
5.
Female who flirts with every guy in sight, female who steals boyfriends, female who turns every guy against other girls. Canadian word.
Oh my gosh, Sara's boyfriend dumped her last night for Katie, god Katie is such a puce
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1.
a reddish brown color; ask a person what color they think "puce" is and it becomes a test: only classy females and classy feminine males get it right.
Kara: "what color is puce?"
Bob: "uh, pink?"
Kara: "yea, you're straight."
2.
A lady fart that travels to the front.
"Eww, your puce stinks."
"Sick, I just puced and it felt gross."
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3.
Something that is bad or shitty.
Erin: Man, I tried to take a huge shit but it wasn't ready
Sandra: Dude, that's so puce.
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4.
the color of vomit, often used as an option for the category of "wedding dress color" in the game of M-A-S-H
Sally: What color will Marcia's prom dress be?
Beth: Well, I can't stand that girl. I hope it's puce.
5.
Female who flirts with every guy in sight, female who steals boyfriends, female who turns every guy against other girls. Canadian word.
Oh my gosh, Sara's boyfriend dumped her last night for Katie, god Katie is such a puce
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