What is Pud Pullin' Monkey Fucker?

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A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?

Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

See monkey sex, reach around

1.

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?

Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

See monkey sex, reach around
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