Puddin' Crotch

What is Puddin' Crotch?


1.

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!

Guy 2: What ya mean bra?

Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch

Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra

Guy 1: Bra for sure

See pudding, crotch, sex, mushy

1.

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!

Guy 2: What ya mean bra?

Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch

Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra

Guy 1: Bra for sure

See pudding, crotch, sex, mushy


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