Puddle Jumper Edit Meaning

1.

A small airplane used to transport a minimal amount of people.

"Did you fly in on a big airplane?"

"Naw, it was just a puddle jumper."

See aircraft, airplane, plane, flight, pilot

2.

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.

Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't dissmy ride, I love my Beetle!

See beetle, hooptie, beater, bucket, ricer, Bellboy

3.

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

See puddle jumper, gayboy, good with colour, mincer

4.

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

See toilet, surface, turd, shit, fecal

5.

The Concorde.

A flight across the Atlantic Ocean in the Concorde usually referenced by a wealthy person that often flew in the Concorde.

"We're hopping on the puddle jumper to Paris for dinner and a show."

See supersonic, airplane, atlantic, flight, wealthy

6.

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

See puppy, jumper, pee, urine, puddle, hopper, hop, jump, wet, piddle, piddles, pees, dog, trained, rascal, trouble

7.

When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked outand fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.

1.

A small airplane used to transport a minimal amount of people.

"Did you fly in on a big airplane?"

"Naw, it was just a puddle jumper."

See aircraft, airplane, plane, flight, pilot

2.

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.

Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't dissmy ride, I love my Beetle!

See beetle, hooptie, beater, bucket, ricer, Bellboy

3.

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

See puddle jumper, gayboy, good with colour, mincer

4.

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

See toilet, surface, turd, shit, fecal

5.

The Concorde.

A flight across the Atlantic Ocean in the Concorde usually referenced by a wealthy person that often flew in the Concorde.

"We're hopping on the puddle jumper to Paris for dinner and a show."

See supersonic, airplane, atlantic, flight, wealthy

6.

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

See puppy, jumper, pee, urine, puddle, hopper, hop, jump, wet, piddle, piddles, pees, dog, trained, rascal, trouble

7.

When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked outand fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.