Puddlescum

What is Puddlescum?

The nasty, gritty, grey coloured sludge that clings to your toe nails when walking through puddles in open toed sandals.

I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.

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The nasty, gritty, grey coloured sludge that clings to your toe nails when walking through puddles in open toed sandals.

I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.

See Amanda

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