Puddy Chips

What is Puddy Chips?


1.

The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.

Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!

See 69, oral sex, vaginal fluid, puddie, putty

1.

The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.

Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!

See 69, oral sex, vaginal fluid, puddie, putty


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