What is Pudge?
1.
Belly fat; the fat over your abs. For an extreme amound of pudge, more u's can be added for emphasis (puuuuuuudge).
That girl is way to big to be wearing that little shirt. Look at all the pudge hanging out!
My God! That's not pudge. That's puuuuudge.
2.
Short & fat
Ryan Sherman is a pudge
3.
The stuff that's not really fat and not really muscle, usually found in a roll around the midsection where the "rock hard abs" would be located if the "rock hard abs" existed. Pudge does not jiggle of its own accord, but is pokeable. Pudge is usually found on girls of medium size without too much mucle mass.
Often made worse by wearing
Suzy: I hate these jeans! They fit me great, but they give me such bad pudge!
Mary: Pudge?
Suzy: Yeah. You know, the stuff on your stomach that's like ... not really fat.
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4.
A orange and blue fish from Lilo and Stitch. He controls the weather. Eats a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday.
Pudge Controls The Weather.
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5.
The fat and ugly pink-skinned monster brandishing a cleave and a hook-chain in the popular Warcraft III mod "Defense of the Ancients (aka DOTA)".
Guy1: Who's your favorite DOTA character?
Guy2: Pudge.
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6.
A semi errect penis.
I got a pudge just looking at her.
7.
A short and stumpy penis. Generally defined as being wider than it is long.
Dude, that guy's got a pudge! He must be gutted.
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1.
Belly fat; the fat over your abs. For an extreme amound of pudge, more u's can be added for emphasis (puuuuuuudge).
That girl is way to big to be wearing that little shirt. Look at all the pudge hanging out!
My God! That's not pudge. That's puuuuudge.
2.
Short & fat
Ryan Sherman is a pudge
3.
The stuff that's not really fat and not really muscle, usually found in a roll around the midsection where the "rock hard abs" would be located if the "rock hard abs" existed. Pudge does not jiggle of its own accord, but is pokeable. Pudge is usually found on girls of medium size without too much mucle mass.
Often made worse by wearing
Suzy: I hate these jeans! They fit me great, but they give me such bad pudge!
Mary: Pudge?
Suzy: Yeah. You know, the stuff on your stomach that's like ... not really fat.
See
4.
A orange and blue fish from Lilo and Stitch. He controls the weather. Eats a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday.
Pudge Controls The Weather.
See
5.
The fat and ugly pink-skinned monster brandishing a cleave and a hook-chain in the popular Warcraft III mod "Defense of the Ancients (aka DOTA)".
Guy1: Who's your favorite DOTA character?
Guy2: Pudge.
See
6.
A semi errect penis.
I got a pudge just looking at her.
7.
A short and stumpy penis. Generally defined as being wider than it is long.
Dude, that guy's got a pudge! He must be gutted.
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