Pudgy Simpson

What is Pudgy Simpson?


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When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.

"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."

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When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.

"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."


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