What is Pudgy Simpson?
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When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.
"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."
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When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.
"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."
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BIG RACK...MELONS!
Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack..
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A spin on the the term brohan, which rhymes with that dumb bitch Lyndsay Lohan.
Peace out, lyndsay brohan, I'm outta here.
See br..
