Puerto Lando

What is Puerto Lando?

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

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A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

See orlando, florida, disney, hola

Haireolas

1. The random boob whiskers that grow around the nipple. Hey Dana! We are going to the nude beach. Wanna come? Wait, first you need to go ..

Uptight

1. unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass "When under the influence of the Ju..

Vial

1. Slang term used for a vial of LSD in it's original liquid state. I just got a vial from my guy, you want a sugar cube? 2. Vial i..

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