Puerto Lando

What is Puerto Lando?

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

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A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

See orlando, florida, disney, hola

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