What is Puerto Rican Shower?
1.
Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.
Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.
2.
the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering
sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower
3.
Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"
4.
The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.
I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.
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5.
The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.
We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.
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1.
Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.
Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.
2.
the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering
sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower
3.
Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"
4.
The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.
I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.
See
5.
The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.
We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.
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