Pug In My Pond

What is Pug In My Pond?


1.

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

See pug, pond, dick, vagina, bad sex

1.

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

See pug, pond, dick, vagina, bad sex


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