Puglia

What is Puglia?


1.

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Puglia is in a jolly mood, the Puglia mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)

Puglia: Where is your I.D. card?

Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)

Puglia: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Puglia: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.

Child: Who did the witches freeze?

Puglia: What?

Child: You said the witches "frozen"

Puglia: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.

Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Puglia but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

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1.

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Puglia is in a jolly mood, the Puglia mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)

Puglia: Where is your I.D. card?

Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)

Puglia: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Puglia: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.

Child: Who did the witches freeze?

Puglia: What?

Child: You said the witches "frozen"

Puglia: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.

Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Puglia but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

See puglia, lmg, diamond, mustache, suspenders, new york, stach, teacher, allison


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