Puke In My Lap And You Get A Smack In The Face

What is Puke In My Lap And You Get A Smack In The Face?

1.

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

See Valoch.D.M

1.

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

See Valoch.D.M

79

Random Words:

Uft - Unidentified Flying Fucktardo.

1. Short for Unidentified flying fucktardo. - A fucking retard who goes on about UFO's all the time. I wish he'd shut up about ..

Rail Gun

1. type of gun that uses magnets and electricity to shoot out the "bullet" at super sonic speeds. mainly in sci-fi and games,but ..

..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free