Pulitzer Lay

What is Pulitzer Lay?


1.

To deliver dirty/sexy/romantic talk (spoken or written) to a member of the opposite sex that is so well-crafted toward the target audience that it gets you laid. The 'prize' is the sex.

Women are ineligible for this category, because all they have to say is "let's do it" and they get the prize.

"Man, I was in the zone last night. I sweet-talked this girl so good on the phone, I got a Pulitzer Lay."

"On one of the many times I was horny while stationed overseas, I wrote this hot letter to my lady. I jacked it several times while writing it, in fact. When I got back, she jumped me, saying that she frigged herself savagely to it many times. I'm still limping from the Pulitzer Lay."

See spin, eloquence, sweet-talk, persuasion, walford

1.

To deliver dirty/sexy/romantic talk (spoken or written) to a member of the opposite sex that is so well-crafted toward the target audience that it gets you laid. The 'prize' is the sex.

Women are ineligible for this category, because all they have to say is "let's do it" and they get the prize.

"Man, I was in the zone last night. I sweet-talked this girl so good on the phone, I got a Pulitzer Lay."

"On one of the many times I was horny while stationed overseas, I wrote this hot letter to my lady. I jacked it several times while writing it, in fact. When I got back, she jumped me, saying that she frigged herself savagely to it many times. I'm still limping from the Pulitzer Lay."

See spin, eloquence, sweet-talk, persuasion, walford


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