Pull A Mel

What is Pull A Mel?


1.

To pretend to be something your entire life (amid suspicion that you are in some way hiding something or are out and out lying), and then have your true feelings and beliefs revealed by simply adding alcohol.

TOM: (drunkenly) You know what Sam? Yer a fuckin' jerk and

I've always thought so...ya bastard. (hic) Eat shit...

SAM: Whoa! What was that? Just yesterday, you told me I

was your best friend. You are totally pulling a Mel

on me.

TOM: (hic) That's right, bitch. I'm gonna pull a Mel on

you. A drunk man's word's are a

sober man's thoughts. I hate you...

See two-face, bitch, fuckhead, liar, poser

1.

To pretend to be something your entire life (amid suspicion that you are in some way hiding something or are out and out lying), and then have your true feelings and beliefs revealed by simply adding alcohol.

TOM: (drunkenly) You know what Sam? Yer a fuckin' jerk and

I've always thought so...ya bastard. (hic) Eat shit...

SAM: Whoa! What was that? Just yesterday, you told me I

was your best friend. You are totally pulling a Mel

on me.

TOM: (hic) That's right, bitch. I'm gonna pull a Mel on

you. A drunk man's word's are a

sober man's thoughts. I hate you...

See two-face, bitch, fuckhead, liar, poser


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