Pull A River

What is Pull A River?


1.

1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Herculesin which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.

Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.

See river tam, river, texas hold em, beer, reaver, whoop ass, sci fi, poker, mythology, celebrity

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1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Herculesin which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.

Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.

See river tam, river, texas hold em, beer, reaver, whoop ass, sci fi, poker, mythology, celebrity

1.

1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Herculesin which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.

Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.

See river tam, river, texas hold em, beer, reaver, whoop ass, sci fi, poker, mythology, celebrity

2.

1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Herculesin which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.

Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.

See river tam, river, texas hold em, beer, reaver, whoop ass, sci fi, poker, mythology, celebrity


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