Pull A Teixeira

What is Pull A Teixeira?


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To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.

Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"

Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."

See loaf, late, time, unreliable

1.

To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.

Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"

Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."

See loaf, late, time, unreliable


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