Pull The Goalie

What is Pull The Goalie?


1.

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

See sex, birth control, pregnancy, doin' it

2.

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

See breakwall

3.

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

See Dan

4.

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

See DD

1.

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

See sex, birth control, pregnancy, doin' it

2.

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

See breakwall

3.

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

See Dan

4.

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

See DD


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