Pull The Ripcord

What is Pull The Ripcord?


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someone who builds home in Lake Havasu City & is oblivious to housing market conditions. While slowly falling off the cliff, he manages to gain approximately 120 pounds within 2 years. Diet consists of McDonalds, Krispy Kreme, Del Taco, Taco bell, wendys, jack in the box, etc,.

Jim:What the F*ck happened to Tom Bennett?

Laura:F*ck if I know. Guy is putting on weight like a MoFo!

Jim:No Sh*t!!!

Laura:Yeah, he used to weigh 160 pounds. The Dumb F*ck started building spec homes in Lake Havasu 2 years ago & weighs like 280 pounds now.

Jim:How does that happen? Building homes in havasu? What a f*cking moron!

Laura:Yeah, not only did the idiot bury himself in debt, but he managed to pull the ripcord & gain 120 lbs in the process!

See ripcord, pull, mcdonalds, taco bell, wendys, bennett, tom

1.

someone who builds home in Lake Havasu City & is oblivious to housing market conditions. While slowly falling off the cliff, he manages to gain approximately 120 pounds within 2 years. Diet consists of McDonalds, Krispy Kreme, Del Taco, Taco bell, wendys, jack in the box, etc,.

Jim:What the F*ck happened to Tom Bennett?

Laura:F*ck if I know. Guy is putting on weight like a MoFo!

Jim:No Sh*t!!!

Laura:Yeah, he used to weigh 160 pounds. The Dumb F*ck started building spec homes in Lake Havasu 2 years ago & weighs like 280 pounds now.

Jim:How does that happen? Building homes in havasu? What a f*cking moron!

Laura:Yeah, not only did the idiot bury himself in debt, but he managed to pull the ripcord & gain 120 lbs in the process!

See ripcord, pull, mcdonalds, taco bell, wendys, bennett, tom


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