Pulled Pork Slider

What is Pulled Pork Slider?

1.

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.

Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.

Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!

See party, asshole, fuck, bitch, jack off

1.

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.

Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.

Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!

See party, asshole, fuck, bitch, jack off
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