Pulling A Kizzy

What is Pulling A Kizzy?


1.

Pulling A Kizzy is the act of taking your laptop onto the toilet with you while you take a shit. It is a great way of keeping yourself entertained whilst shitting. You can keep IM chats going, surf the web, watch tv shows, movies or porn, buy a new car, all from the comfort of your toilet. If performed properly, you run no risk of bacteria transfer onto the laptop. It's a perfectly safe, proven method for on-toilet entertainment.

**EXAMPLE 1**

Llamar: Ight mayne I finna drop a deuce now yahurrd

Dwayne: Ay yo mayne, the fuck you be doin? You takin yo comp in there to jerk off or sumfin?

Llamar: Nah mayne aintchu eva heard of Pulling A Kizzy? Dat shit is crazy...

Dwayne: Damn crip imma run home and try that shit right now

Llamar: Ight, coo, peace

**EXAMPLE 2**

mohammed@jihadsunited says: sup

bigpimpin69@bangbros says: nm mayne pullin a kizzy

mohammed@jihadsunited says: oh damn cool I pulled one earlier

bigpimpin69@bangbros says: good for you

See shit, kizzy, toilet, pulling, bathroom

1.

Pulling A Kizzy is the act of taking your laptop onto the toilet with you while you take a shit. It is a great way of keeping yourself entertained whilst shitting. You can keep IM chats going, surf the web, watch tv shows, movies or porn, buy a new car, all from the comfort of your toilet. If performed properly, you run no risk of bacteria transfer onto the laptop. It's a perfectly safe, proven method for on-toilet entertainment.

**EXAMPLE 1**

Llamar: Ight mayne I finna drop a deuce now yahurrd

Dwayne: Ay yo mayne, the fuck you be doin? You takin yo comp in there to jerk off or sumfin?

Llamar: Nah mayne aintchu eva heard of Pulling A Kizzy? Dat shit is crazy...

Dwayne: Damn crip imma run home and try that shit right now

Llamar: Ight, coo, peace

**EXAMPLE 2**

mohammed@jihadsunited says: sup

bigpimpin69@bangbros says: nm mayne pullin a kizzy

mohammed@jihadsunited says: oh damn cool I pulled one earlier

bigpimpin69@bangbros says: good for you

See shit, kizzy, toilet, pulling, bathroom


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