Pulling A Mary

What is Pulling A Mary?

1.

Complete utter random-ness, Lightweight, Nicotine Fiend.

Squeezing somebody's nose at random.

Rambling about something that has nothing to do with the conversation being said.

Someone who can't hold their alcohol, and snores.

Someone who needs a cigarrete every 2 fucking seconds.

Me: Hey Mary, I need the gate card to open up the gate.

Mary: HUH?!.. WHAT?!.. *snores*

Me: Um, Mary.. how you feeling right now?

Mary: HUHH?!... WHAAATS GOING ON?! *snores*

Mary: *1 hour later* *wakes up* MAN! I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE OR IMA KILL A BITCH!!!

Me: *pissed off* WTF, YOUR PULLING A MARY AGAIN!!!

See randomness, lightweight, mary jane, ganja

1.

Complete utter random-ness, Lightweight, Nicotine Fiend.

Squeezing somebody's nose at random.

Rambling about something that has nothing to do with the conversation being said.

Someone who can't hold their alcohol, and snores.

Someone who needs a cigarrete every 2 fucking seconds.

Me: Hey Mary, I need the gate card to open up the gate.

Mary: HUH?!.. WHAT?!.. *snores*

Me: Um, Mary.. how you feeling right now?

Mary: HUHH?!... WHAAATS GOING ON?! *snores*

Mary: *1 hour later* *wakes up* MAN! I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE OR IMA KILL A BITCH!!!

Me: *pissed off* WTF, YOUR PULLING A MARY AGAIN!!!

See randomness, lightweight, mary jane, ganja
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