Pulling The Goalie

What is Pulling The Goalie?


1.

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

See pull the goalie, pregnancy, birth control, condom, hockey, Houman

2.

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

See masturbation, punching the munchkin, rubbing one out, jerking off

3.

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

See masturbate, choke the chicken, punch the clown, beat off, burp the worm

1.

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

See pull the goalie, pregnancy, birth control, condom, hockey, Houman

2.

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

See masturbation, punching the munchkin, rubbing one out, jerking off

3.

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

See masturbate, choke the chicken, punch the clown, beat off, burp the worm


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