Pull-it Surprise

What is Pull-it Surprise?


1.

While making love to your woman, shortly before you come, you pull it out as if you're going to blow your load in her face (pull-it). Right when she thinks you're going to blow, you turn around and take a gigantic dump on her face/chest (hence, the surprise). If you would like, you can then turn around and proceed in blowing your load.

Man: I'm almost there!!

Woman: Oh yeah, come on me baby!

Man: I'm gonna blow my load all over---OOOOH, SURPRISE! I JUST OWNED YOU!!

Woman: Oooh, you just shit in my face!!

LATER ON

Man: Dude I totally gave that hot bitch the ol' Pull-it Surprise!!

Friend of Man: Nice dude!!

(High Five)

See pull, pullit, surprise, jerk off, blowjob, sex, mohler

1.

While making love to your woman, shortly before you come, you pull it out as if you're going to blow your load in her face (pull-it). Right when she thinks you're going to blow, you turn around and take a gigantic dump on her face/chest (hence, the surprise). If you would like, you can then turn around and proceed in blowing your load.

Man: I'm almost there!!

Woman: Oh yeah, come on me baby!

Man: I'm gonna blow my load all over---OOOOH, SURPRISE! I JUST OWNED YOU!!

Woman: Oooh, you just shit in my face!!

LATER ON

Man: Dude I totally gave that hot bitch the ol' Pull-it Surprise!!

Friend of Man: Nice dude!!

(High Five)

See pull, pullit, surprise, jerk off, blowjob, sex, mohler


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