P.u.m.a

What is P.u.m.a?


1.

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

See Ian

2.

Penis Up My Ass

guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?

girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A

guy: ok

See ass, movie, girl, guy

3.

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

See pants, arse, knickers, important


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