Puma-ed

What is Puma-ed?


1.

Something that is supposed to happen, but never does. An insane amount of lying usually attempts to cover up the promise, but the lies get so ridiculous, it becomes insulting. Being Puma-ed usually results in massive frustration.

I was supposed to get a brand new BMW for $600, but the car dealer was John F Kennedy and he was assasinated like 20 years ago. I think I got Puma-ed.

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2.

To beleive the lies of King Puma, even though you know they are false

Puma said he was gonna take me to meet Chuck Norris, but all I ended up meeting was Lou Norris, Chucks third cousin. Dude, you got Puma-ed!!!

1.

Something that is supposed to happen, but never does. An insane amount of lying usually attempts to cover up the promise, but the lies get so ridiculous, it becomes insulting. Being Puma-ed usually results in massive frustration.

I was supposed to get a brand new BMW for $600, but the car dealer was John F Kennedy and he was assasinated like 20 years ago. I think I got Puma-ed.

See baby jesus

2.

To beleive the lies of King Puma, even though you know they are false

Puma said he was gonna take me to meet Chuck Norris, but all I ended up meeting was Lou Norris, Chucks third cousin. Dude, you got Puma-ed!!!


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