Pumama

What is Pumama?


1.

A cougar who has given birth to at least one child.

An older woman who has given birth to at least one child and who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The pumama can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Like cougars, pumamas are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Cougars, are much more rare than pumamas.

That pumama I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

I thought I was hitting on a cougar until I cough a glimps of her c-section scar.

See cougar, milf, slut, bitch, whore

1.

A cougar who has given birth to at least one child.

An older woman who has given birth to at least one child and who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The pumama can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Like cougars, pumamas are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Cougars, are much more rare than pumamas.

That pumama I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

I thought I was hitting on a cougar until I cough a glimps of her c-section scar.

See cougar, milf, slut, bitch, whore


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