Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle Edit Meaning

1.

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

See grem

2.

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

See dick, nob, twang, schlong

3.

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face

1.

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

See grem

2.

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

See dick, nob, twang, schlong

3.

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face