Pump Fucked

What is Pump Fucked?

1.

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"

Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."

Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."

Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

See pump, drive, blockhead, nincompoop, dunce, dunderhead, shit, fucked

1.

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"

Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."

Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."

Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

See pump, drive, blockhead, nincompoop, dunce, dunderhead, shit, fucked

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