Pump Yer Maw

What is Pump Yer Maw?

1.

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.

Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.

Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:

"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:

"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"

(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:

"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

See mother, maw, ma, sex, intercourse, glasgow, slang, scotland, scottish, neds, pump, pumped, fuck, shag, hole, doggystyle, missionary, HAC

1.

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.

Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.

Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:

"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:

"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"

(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:

"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

See mother, maw, ma, sex, intercourse, glasgow, slang, scotland, scottish, neds, pump, pumped, fuck, shag, hole, doggystyle, missionary, HAC
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