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1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose
2) being sprayed down with a water hose
1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so ..
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Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin....
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A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken
My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Poll..
