Pumpkin Boner

What is Pumpkin Boner?

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When a guy has big balls and a small {penis} and it looks like a {pumpkin} when he is {erect}.

Susie: Last {night} I was gonna {fuck} Johnny a he had a total pumpkin boner, so I got my ass outta there.

Claire: Ewww, sick.

See brain, portugese breakfast, bang, hump, limp

1.

When a guy has big balls and a small {penis} and it looks like a {pumpkin} when he is {erect}.

Susie: Last {night} I was gonna {fuck} Johnny a he had a total pumpkin boner, so I got my ass outta there.

Claire: Ewww, sick.

See brain, portugese breakfast, bang, hump, limp

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