Pumpkin Carving

What is Pumpkin Carving?


1.

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.

"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."

See rag, period, sex, blood, cum, pumpkins, vagina, red

2.

Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.

Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!

See urinal, shit, toilet, spray, stink frame

1.

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.

"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."

See rag, period, sex, blood, cum, pumpkins, vagina, red

2.

Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.

Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!

See urinal, shit, toilet, spray, stink frame


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